by Professor » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:47 am
Obviously, the AF is where the smart people go. Proof? How's this:
Army - You are issued 100lbs of crap, a weapon, and a uniform. You are dropped off somewhere with nothing but what's on your back, and told you have to walk to somewhere else. Occasionally, they provide you with an un-air-conditioned vehicle that has a bigger gun on it, that you can ride for a while. During a war, you spend your nights outside in the elements, sleeping on the ground.
Marines - Similar to the Army description above, except that you're invariably dropped off on a beach and told to go inland.
Navy - You are issued a uniform and packed onto a metal ship with 17-bazillion of your closest friends, then spend the next 6 months at sea, occasionally having a weekend in some cool port.
Air Force - You are assigned to a large base that has all the amenities of a small city. You sleep in your own house or apartment. To go to battle, you get a multi-million dollar aircraft, complete with missiles, cannons/guns, and armor. You wake up early in the morning, go fly your mission, then come back home to sleep in your bed.