I feel old.

by **J.K. Gregg** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:37 am

Does it help to know that Toy Story came out in 1995? And that that was 18 years ago?

by **Winchester** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 8:53 am

by **exploited** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:01 am

You are old, so it's perfectly natural.

:))

by **spacemonkey** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:10 am

by **J.K. Gregg** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:12 am

Happy womb exodus day, sir Uebermann. A gift:

Radio 2
(© Dean Farnell)

I'm getting old I'm in despair
I've found my first grey pubic hair
I'm fast asleep by half past 10
I'm never gonna see my teens again.

It won't be long until I'm gone
When father time will have won
My pipe and slippers wait for me
It's, bingo, crib and cups of tea.

I'm wearing beige, and a cardigan
The musics hell on radio one
I just think about vapour rubs
Saga magazines, and bowling clubs.

I want to live till I'm 99
Where's it gone, this life of mine
How can it be, that at 43
I think of retirement beside the sea.

The downward spiral has begun
The musics hell on radio one
The only thing, that's left to do
Is to tune my dial to radio two.

by **J.K. Gregg** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:18 am

Ueber, did you get an email from your own forum wishing you a happy birthday today?

by **uebermann** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:35 am

by **Aaron** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:39 am

happy birthday ueber... hopefully your dreams came true

(See what I did there)

by **Precocity** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 9:44 am

Happy Birthday Uebermann!!!

Listening to someone younger than me talk about being old is like listening to someone dumber than me talk about being smart.

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