Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is misogynistic

[The Comrade]

[Darkhorse]

[The Dharma Bum]

Are names like Blitzen or Donder really "boy's" names?

[Leviathan]

[The Dharma Bum]

[Winchester]

[John Galt]

i used to be married and one christmas i told some joke about how all the reindeer had to be female because the males had lost their antlers, and that's why they needed rudolph to lead the way (because females can't comprehend directions (it's science). that's the goddamn joke). well my ex wife was retelling it and my uncle stan, dazed and confused 20 feet away and is a drunk and believes what he believes because he believes it, and is also like some weird libertarian-hippie-unionist, hears part of it, and, thinking my exwife was going on one of her librul rants about something decides to step into the conversation

WHAT KIND OF LIBERAL GARBAGE IS THAT

Stan... she...

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT SHE NEEDS. ONE IN THE HEAD AND TWO IN THE CHEST

at which point he was thrown out. merry f**k christmas, always great when murdering people at christmas is openly discussed. the thing is, the man is always packing, so it couldn't get too violent, although his sons were both there and between apologizing they were the ones pushing him out the door. he then drunkenly drove home and wasn't invited back for a few years, even after my divorce

[John Galt]

[The Comrade]

i love everything about the second page of this thread

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