Dylan... a primer for Motown

[jimmyz]

Firstly. Welcome to PCF Motown

I thought an informal bio of Dylan's persona as presented by him to us for the better part of a decade might help you in your understanding of whom he is. Like I say "personal information as presented to us by Dylan".

Fellow members, please post Dylan facts to familiarize Motown.

Dylan-

Has his JD and works in higher finance in some capacity.
He's is about 30 years old.
He formerly participated in organized hockey.
He uses Tinder to pull tail as it is expedient and he has commitment issues.
He'll school you on the finer shaving implements and formal footwear.
He is want to vacation in Italy and central Europe.

There is much more in the Dylanpedia but I though I'd let other familiars here expound on the list.

[exploited]

He didn't play hockey. He played a shallow imitation of hockey, developed exclusively for wannabes from America. It's got almost all the same rules, but the big difference is that you have to substitute skill, commitment, honor and toughness for the ability to buy your way to the top.

He has a shoe fetish.

That's about it really. He is an empty, hollow shell of a man.

[Dylan]

I wholeheartedly agree with all of the above except for the blaspheme posted by Ex re hockey. He's just still bitter about the high sticking call that wasn't and for some reason uses The Land of the Free as a scapegoat.

[Dylan]

Jimmy-

Educated on the streets and makes planes go in some capacity (remains unclear, but word has it his company is the exclusive provider to Malaysian Airlines).
Roughly 72 years old.
He formerly participated in significant drug abuse, which lowered his intellect from razor sharp to sharp but increased his wit from dull to less dull.
Reproduced successfully (and I've heard he's twice the man I am, lol).
He'll school you on the finer cutting implements (carried a knife in high school according to ancient lore) and the dangers of underestimating those educated on the streets.
Has a gun fetish.
Contrarian and counter-culture to the very core, but still a pretty good dude.

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[Dylan]

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[Dylan]

wowwww you're good at reading and most of you went to "college" in Canada. i'm not impressed by canadian "colleges" with "classes" lecturing about the intricacies of a fine maple syrup and whether checking should be allowed in peewees and the best curve for going top-sauce down the pond.

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[jimmyz]