"i have a headache"

[Gnostic]

[spacemonkey]

[Professor]

You know what a guy does when he doesn't want to have sex?

Yeah, me neither. I don't think that situation has ever come up.

[Gnostic]

Well when I smoke lots of crack I can't get it up. Really frustrating when I'm with a good whore.

[Professor]

[The Dude]

Every dude knows if you have a cold or headache you should fap or f**k. Temporarily relief, it's true.

[Mo~]

[Mo~]

Ya know what I do instead of claiming a headache if I want to get out of having sex with a guy who has turned out to be repulsive and disgusting?

I just puke in his car.

If he's revolting enough, I can even make it go into his door panels by way of the windows.

Works every time.

[Gnostic]

[uebermann]

One of my friends has a pretty sexually aggressive wife and he plays the headache card pretty often.

Though to be fair, he does it to everyone, not just her. He's one of those people that won't ever say no to anything then get overwhelmed and then just say he has a headache. I mean I've called the guy and 15 minutes later he tells me he has a headache and is going to lie down. Like the headache suddenly sprang up in the last 15 minutes lol.