by Saz » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:22 am
LMfao. Listen buddy;
1. The US does not make anywhere near the best beer in the world. Most of it is shit, and while there are some excellent breweries around the country, they aren't on par with the best in europe. I hate when people go to Belgium and drink a Stella or a Maes and then come back and say belgian beer isn't that great. It's like coming to the US and lamplight bug light, coorls light, and milwaukees best and saying American beer is shit.
2. The gun thing literally is stupid though. Crime rates tell the entire story. The rest of the world looks at americans like retards when you claim to have guns for safety and yet more people are murdered in a year in America than in a decade in all of western europe combined. The US is dead f**k wrong on this and even most americans will admit there is nothing logical about it and that t is more dangerous but dur dur I'm gonna be the exception not the rule dur
3. Wifi is definitely a thing. Where the hell in Europe did you do? My moms entire tiny Belgian village has wifi all over the high street.
4. Open container does not need to be a thing you jackbooted nazi. Again, only f**k america, land of the f**k free, can you not responsibly enjoy a beer in a public space.
5. The US is uncultured. And that's not to say that we don't export CULTURE. Kids in paris still wear jordans and everyone loves that shit etc. But the US doesn't have very much individual culture. It's crazy to me that f**k every yuppie is caught up on the same tv shows, is excited about the same new restaurants, has the same vaguely similar political views, listens to the same shit etc etc. The US has a few people off the beaten path but they are never the sort to to visit europe. American culture seems and is very homogenous in the aggregate and this is the critique of it.
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All that said yea America you get nicer shit for less money. It's funny though because while the rich have it better here, the poor don't. All my friends who go to europe whine about the small fridges and portions and the lack of a dryer. All the euros who come to America are literally shocked that people have to pay for basic healthcare or that someone can work 2 jobs and be poor.
Mostly though the US and Europe are very very similar.
DON'T BE A TOUGH GUY. DON'T BE A FOOL! I WILL CALL YOU LATER.