my sister was telling me this story about staying at a friend's place where a frozen pizza placed in a microwave precipitated in a brawl with my sister getting a black eye
but honestly who the f**k microwaves a frozen pizza. no not the kind that has the "crisper" thing on them, i'm talking like a goddamn frozen red baron or something
you should dip the cheese in wax in order to preserve it for longer, not freeze it. we have lost the skills of the ancients