by John Galt » Wed Nov 20, 2013 2:30 pm
yeah sure, i'm being elitist. i used to be like you, then i tried a paradox game. it goes over your head at first, with so much going on, but once you get into it they are so much better games. their clusewitz engine beautifully displays data on the map. it's so great. you can zoom way in or way out, play in real time, pause when you like, speed up speed down. you can enter into royal marriages, and if a ruler arises from the same house you can claim the throne as your own when there is no heir. you can be a republic, against all such monarchist madness. you can unite the holy roman empire, or you can disband it. you can play as the byzantines against all odds. you can resist the spanish reconquista. you can have an event where you give some woman a good tumble and then you click "it's good to be king" abd months later have to deal with bastards, your wife plottting to kill them/you over it (seriously woman, get over it). you can do so much in the game. in civ? you just build up and make like simcity with some aspects from anno (a better game than simcity), and it's really fun for the first you know 100 turns. then it starts to suck. cuz that's all there is. there's only max 16 players on the map. not 250 like in paradox games. and it lags to all hell. unlike paradox games. which don't effing lag. and are better and more complex and awesome
with this new expansion to CKII they added the jews. i can expel all the jews from my realm if i please. or keep them around and borrow gold from them, with flat usury fee (although they changed it from "Borrow 300 gold from Jewish Usurers" to ""Borrow 300 gold from Jewish Merchants", at least, in the bavarian ducky i hold in my new game that's what it says). annoyingly your king can banish them, and they added events that make you need to borrow large sums quickly. ive had a few peasant rebellions against my liege that started in my duchy that were ~3x my max forcelimit. goddamn peasants. they took my wife! probably raped her. oh well, in the end, i got their leader's head.
anyway i can also be a jew and launch jewhad against the heathens and build the temple again. but that, for obvious reasons, is really difficult to do.
Americans learn only from catastrophe and not from experience. -- Theodore Roosevelt
My life has become a single, ongoing revelation that I haven’t been cynical enough.