by Philly » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:42 pm
If PCF Posters were NFL Players:
eynon - Peyton Manning: One of the all time greats who probably should have been even greater, but over the hill now.
exploited - Colin Kaepernick: Raw abilities are there, and at one time looked like a HOFer in the making, but that was quickly revealed not to be the case. His unraveling would be tragic if it wasn't so enjoyable.
Comrade - JaMarcus Russel: Has phenomenal pure talent, but is and always will be a lazy bum and a loser at heart
Stratego - Darren Sproles: Versatile, hard to put in a box, and always fun to see what he can do. Not often in the limelight but always making contributions.
Libertarian - Andrew Luck - Best new guy to come along in the past few years. Does a good job, but will need more time to show true greatness.
NAB - Jay Cutler: Blasé attitude and lack of heart might be slightly more tolerable if there was still any hope for him to be any good.
Menson - Tim Tebow: Great guy, everyone loves him, but he's impractical for the role he wants. His faith in God tells him he can run a forum/NFL offense as good as anyone. The fact that he doesn't have a computer/the ability to pass and read defenses says otherwise.
Saz - Dez Bryant - Arrogant, obnoxious prick, but you can't deny he's a beast.
Indy - Rex Ryan - Uses carnival tactics in communicating his ideas. Has zealous enthusiasm going into each of his threads/seasons, but they always turn into dumpster fires.
Galt - Tony Romo: Has always gotten an excessive amount of shit, but people now realize he's really good.
jimmyz - Ndamukong Suh - great talent, pisses a lot of people off by playing dirty, doesn't care
Philly - Tom Brady - First ballot HOFer. Pushes the line all the time, unjustly target by the brass, still here killing it despite all the haters.
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