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Daughter has three cats
They stay with me while she moves
My life is now HELL!!!

My dog and my cat
Are learning bad behaviors
Her cats are real shits

Speaking of real shits
My whole house smells like cat shit
Cause that's what they do

In between their shits
They come watch me take my bath
I really hate that

They don't mind water
It doesn't bother them none
Even poured on their heads

f**k this haiku bullshit. These cats have got to GO AWAY!!!

cats are great

One cat is great. My cat is great. My cat and my dog are great.

3 extra cats shitting in my house, watching me take my bath, all trying to get in my bed with MY cat and MY dog, all climbing on me while I'm on the computer and tearing my house apart is total Bullshit!!!

your daughter has three cats?

mo you gotta get her married. quick.

Shoot them, Mo, its the American way.

Set up multiple litter boxes, and if you catch one pooping (not a big deal) or peeing (horrible) in the wrong place, quickly move them to the nearest box. Eventually they should get it.

My daughter had just one cat, but she was living with roommates and as they are now all moving apart, she kinda got stuck with the extras. She is moving into a smaller place, however, and the landlord does spot inspections. It was fine having 5 or more(I can't remember how many they had all together) in a 3 level townhouse with a basement for the boxes, but my place is much smaller and no basement.

We have boxes and they all use them. It's just the shear magnitude of shit that gets overwhelming. Plus, my youngest got suckered into buying this "organic" cat litter and it sucks balls. I'm going to be getting some serious industrial strength, multi-cat litter here. I may even take on Black Thursday just to do it. Oldest says she has a friend who will take one of them and he is allegedly the smelliest shitter, but I'm not sure that will gitterdun.

Shooting cats and making your baby cry is not the American Way. Shooting prairie dogs and coyotes is. And, if my daughter gets married, she might start crapping out babies and I would get stuck babysitting them and they are twice as annoying and smell just as bad. Sides, I'm just way too young and cute to be called "Grandma".

No kill shelter to be adopted away. You don't want to become that neighbor MO. You know, the crazy cat-lady.

Outside cage.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.