Tales From The PCF Crypt: Piss Boners and Inverted Nipples
Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 7:19 pm
I will be documenting the insightful and productive conservations held in our PCF chat, for all to enjoy. Drop in sometime. You might be amazed at all that you can learn.
Log #1
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
You should send me some games. I don't have any money, I'm sick, and I am also remarkably child-like.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
*Nods in agreement
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
See? I am a worthy charity to donate too.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
ur maturity is defiently child like
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
Oh hell yes.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
I take pride in my forever-young shtick.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
It's why whenever I go to the bathroom, I pee almost entirely on the floor.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
really if u cant pee inside the toilet, it's little to do with being a kid and more to do with being an idiot
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
Impressive.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
So say's the person who sits down.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
I take an occasional frap, yes.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
i dont have something to hold and direct
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Besides you haven't even experienced a piss boner before.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Not true...
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
really...whatever turns u on..
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Piss boner's are difficult.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
So you have no IDEA on how to even comprehend the logistics behind hitting the water with a piss boner.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Em, these things can be like firehoses sometimes.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
lol
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
That shit is like spraying everywhere, you have no idea what is going on, sometimes you get this weird two-stream thing that makes it literally impossible.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Yep. Or sometimes it comes out at an angle. No idea what that's about.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
why are we discussing this, seriously..?
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
ya, the piss boner is no good. Doing that manuever with one leg up on the sink so you can twist around...
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Yeah so don't give me this superiority crap.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
LIVE A DAY IN OUR PISS BONERS
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
i'll gladly pass
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
*piss
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Yeah another awesome conversation.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Now that I think about it its been a long time since that has happened...thats...not good.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Or maybe it is good.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
lol
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
urenot old spider
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Well the less piss boners the better dude.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
dont stress
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
As far as I'm concerned.
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
we should make a thread of all the awesome convos we have on here
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
Indeed. This needs to be documented.
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
piss boners are horrible
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
i think its better undocumented
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
We'll call it "Emerald is continuously dismayed by the intellectual retardation of grown adult males - a study in gender relations"
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
Or "Kane The Baby Raper: Kane's Revenge"
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
retardation? genius*
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
This is just men with all the fake interpersonal considerations stripped away
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
that'd make an interesting topic of research
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
How about this one: "Tales From The PCF Crypt: Piss Boners, Nationalistic Trolling and Sazari Psychoanalysis"
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
we need to include him..?
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
you forgot inverted nipples
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
Not necessarily.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
YEAH INVERTED NIPPLES
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
This is happening.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:17 pm
i did see demo on the other day
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:17 pm
I don't like inverted nipples.
Log #1
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
You should send me some games. I don't have any money, I'm sick, and I am also remarkably child-like.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
*Nods in agreement
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
See? I am a worthy charity to donate too.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
ur maturity is defiently child like
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
Oh hell yes.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:08 pm
I take pride in my forever-young shtick.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
It's why whenever I go to the bathroom, I pee almost entirely on the floor.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
really if u cant pee inside the toilet, it's little to do with being a kid and more to do with being an idiot
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:09 pm
Impressive.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
So say's the person who sits down.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
I take an occasional frap, yes.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
i dont have something to hold and direct
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Besides you haven't even experienced a piss boner before.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Not true...
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
really...whatever turns u on..
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:10 pm
Piss boner's are difficult.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
So you have no IDEA on how to even comprehend the logistics behind hitting the water with a piss boner.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Em, these things can be like firehoses sometimes.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
lol
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
That shit is like spraying everywhere, you have no idea what is going on, sometimes you get this weird two-stream thing that makes it literally impossible.
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Yep. Or sometimes it comes out at an angle. No idea what that's about.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
why are we discussing this, seriously..?
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
ya, the piss boner is no good. Doing that manuever with one leg up on the sink so you can twist around...
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:11 pm
Yeah so don't give me this superiority crap.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
LIVE A DAY IN OUR PISS BONERS
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
i'll gladly pass
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
*piss
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:12 pm
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Yeah another awesome conversation.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Now that I think about it its been a long time since that has happened...thats...not good.
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Or maybe it is good.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
lol
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
urenot old spider
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
Well the less piss boners the better dude.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
dont stress
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
As far as I'm concerned.
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:13 pm
we should make a thread of all the awesome convos we have on here
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
Indeed. This needs to be documented.
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
piss boners are horrible
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
i think its better undocumented
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
We'll call it "Emerald is continuously dismayed by the intellectual retardation of grown adult males - a study in gender relations"
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:14 pm
Or "Kane The Baby Raper: Kane's Revenge"
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
retardation? genius*
@ Spider - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
This is just men with all the fake interpersonal considerations stripped away
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:15 pm
that'd make an interesting topic of research
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
How about this one: "Tales From The PCF Crypt: Piss Boners, Nationalistic Trolling and Sazari Psychoanalysis"
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
we need to include him..?
@ Dobby - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
you forgot inverted nipples
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
Not necessarily.
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
YEAH INVERTED NIPPLES
@ exploited - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:16 pm
This is happening.
@ Emerald - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:17 pm
i did see demo on the other day
@ Kane - Tue Dec 18, 2012 9:17 pm
I don't like inverted nipples.