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Sweet Scents

Sweet and yummy scents composed of chocolate, caramel, honey or vanilla mirror your sexy and seductive moods. Your idea of a fantastic night out is dancing the night away to the beat of jazz music while dressed in lush velvet and faux fur. You love all things soft and decadent, and your signature scent reflects your favourite things in life - a little bit naughty, a little bit nice, and totally delicious

Damn straight.

(Good thing I went with feminine floral sundresses as opposed to leopard print)

I look hot in velvet right the hell now.

No Scents

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WUT???

Someone, somewhere gets paid to write these, and is laughing her way to the bank.

I got green, too.

Woodsy Scents

Woodsy, warm scents with rich notes of sandalwood, cedar, patchouli, spicy cinnamon, clove, pepper and vanilla work well with your sensuous and loving personality. You're always willing to try new things in life and this trait is reflected in your quest for the perfect scent. Spicy foods and red wine help ignite your warm character and reflect the rich nature of fragrances that suit your sophisticated lifestyle.

What a load of crap. Every one of those scents listed smells like crap on me except for the vanilla, which makes me sick to my stomach. I hate red wine and as far as "sophisticated lifestyle" goes...I'm in f**k Wyoming!

I have, however, succeeded in my "quest for the perfect scent". Rose oil base and White Shoulders. As far as willing to "try new things", well, I've been using White Shoulders for 35 years and the rose oil for 15. I have a couple of bottles of other shit that I've had for years cause I almost never use them. When ya find what works you stick with it.

If women were smart they would pressure perfume makers to come up with scents that will guarantee men drop everything and drag them into the bedroom.

Scents like:

Sizzling Bacon
Grilled Ribeye Steak
Lasagna
Cheeseburger (options could include Bacon Cheeseburger and Chiliburger)
Fresh Baked Bread

The list could go on and on.