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A Brazilian woman tried to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina, but her plan backfired pretty quickly


A Brazilian woman has been accused of trying to kill her husband by putting poison in her vagina and asking him to have oral sex with her.

The intended victim — identified only as a 43-year-old man from Sao de Jose Rio Preto – knew something was going on when he noticed an unfamiliar odor coming from his wife’s freshly poisoned nether region.

But here’s the thing about vaginas, as this woman soon learned: They are very porous.

Realizing that his wife was probably absorbing a majority of the poison she had intended to kill him with, he brought her to the hospital and saved her life.

This guy! He is totally down to perform oral sex 24/7 and will generously rush you to the emergency room after you try to kill him. And they say chivalry is dead!

But he is nobody’s fool: Sources reveal the man intends to sue his wife for attempted murder.

http://www.salon.com/2013/01/30/death_by_cunnilingus/



Good God, stupid woman. Weird.

I'd have died. Nose isn't the greatest

Hilarious. The shit people do.

Haha, that is jokes

Her plan wasn't as cunnilingus as she thought.

Give her the Darwin Award of the Year

I'm trying to picture this in my head. I could understand being apprehensive about a smelly vagina, but what odor indicates poison? Formaldehyde? Did one or the other communicate that it was poison, or did he just conclude this off-hand? If so, this relationship must be based on explosive sex and a bunch of fighting.