Happy St. Patrick's Day

[cool_chick]

Guy in Ireland orders three pints of Guinness at a time for years. Eventually, bartender asks him why he always orders 3 at a time. Guy says, "One for me, one in honor of my brother in the states, and one for my brother in Australia." One day guy walks in and only asks for 2 pints. Bartender says "So sorry for your loss." Guy says "What loss?!" Bartender says "Well, one of your brothers. You only ordered 2 pints this time." Guy says, "Oh, my brothers are just fine. I just quit drinkin'."

[cool_chick]

Only an Irishman would walk over 20 naked women to get to the bar

[cool_chick]

Why did God create alcohol?

To prevent the Irish from taking over the world.

[cool_chick]

Wanna hear a joke? Three Irish guys walk out of a bar.









***Compliments of my co-worker and great guy, Tim [Irish dude]***

[Precocity]

An American walks into an Irish pub and says, “I’ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness’s in 10 minutes.”

Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. One Irish guy even leaves the bar.

A little while later that Irish guy comes back and asks the American, “Is that bet still on?”

“Sure,” he says.

So the bartender lines 10 pints of Guinness up on the bar the Irish man drinks them all in less than 10 minutes.

As the American hands over the money he asks, “Where did you go when you just left?”

The Irish man answers, “I went next door to the other pub to see if I could do it.”

[Furley]

[Mo~]

What will you find when you get 4 Irishmen together?

A Fifth.




*Compliments of my Papa who called himself a member of the CIA-Catholic, Irish and Alcoholic.

[spacemonkey]

Did you hear about the Irish guy who was going to give up drinking?---- Neither did I.

[cool_chick]

[Furley]