Speedy Rewards Card
Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 5:18 am
I f**k hate that god damn shit. I hate stupid "rewards" cards at place like gas stations. f**k I don't give a damn. You're just a gas station. You don't offer me any service that's unique that I can't get at literally any other gas station on the planet. Maybe if one of your lazy, dumb worker people came out and pumped my gas, put air in my tires, and washed my windows at the same time we'd have something, but obviously that isn't going to happen.
The reward card "perks" are dumb. 2 Redbulls for $4? Why. I never. I guess I'll get a Speedy Rewa..... oh wait, I don't have to have the card to get that price? Damn that shit's genius.
Quit bugging me and asking me every f**k day if I want your stupid rewards card. How about you just lower your prices and act like everybody has a rewards card without spending all this stupid time and money on cards?
Kroger + I'm looking at you too. I "save" on your jacked up prices? What if, oh, idk, you just sold everything at the Kroger + cost? What is the point of this shit? It's not an exclusive club. Anybody can get the reward card.
I hate the stupid idiots that try and make me get one every day. Listen, retard, I've been coming to your podunk gas station everyday for 5 months. I didn't want one the first time, I don't want one 5 months later. Are you dumb? Seriously are you dumb? It's not like the CEO of Speedway is sitting behind your back making sure you ask somebody every time, after the first week you should just never ask me again.
The reward card "perks" are dumb. 2 Redbulls for $4? Why. I never. I guess I'll get a Speedy Rewa..... oh wait, I don't have to have the card to get that price? Damn that shit's genius.
Quit bugging me and asking me every f**k day if I want your stupid rewards card. How about you just lower your prices and act like everybody has a rewards card without spending all this stupid time and money on cards?
Kroger + I'm looking at you too. I "save" on your jacked up prices? What if, oh, idk, you just sold everything at the Kroger + cost? What is the point of this shit? It's not an exclusive club. Anybody can get the reward card.
I hate the stupid idiots that try and make me get one every day. Listen, retard, I've been coming to your podunk gas station everyday for 5 months. I didn't want one the first time, I don't want one 5 months later. Are you dumb? Seriously are you dumb? It's not like the CEO of Speedway is sitting behind your back making sure you ask somebody every time, after the first week you should just never ask me again.