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So me and my wife and my niece are sitting in the backyard enjoying, FINALLY, the nice sunny weather.. All of a sudden, I get hit in the head by.......

Yep, bird sh&t.. All over my hat, shirt, etc... Anyway it suppose to be good luck.. So the 1st words out of my wife's mouth is.....pick a number, we'll play it.. I say 517..

So anyone out there who has a state numbers games, or knows a bookie.. Play 517.. Easy money.. It's gonna come out this next week.. I never gamble..I'm not superstitious.. But I never had that happen to me before, so something up.. LOL... But this week, I'm going to give gambling it a try.

Don't say I never gave you guys anything.

Did you win?

No, not yet.. I have to accept the fact I might have been crapped on for nothing..

There's a few days left in the week though..

Just go find a bird, toss a net over it, then sh!t all over it. You'll be even.

Nothing.. No 517.... I feel that bird betrayed me...

Of course now that I am NOT playing it this week, it'll come out..LOL

When I first started uni a bird shat on my head in the city centre. No good came of it, I just had to walk through town heavily embarrassed with my hand over my head.

Don't be lippin' off cause I got a seagull with your names on them.

they can crap 4 hands full.

Anytime a seemingly embarrassing moment occurs in public, just act clinically insane.

If a bird decided to take a poop on me, I would put up a giant, goofy smile, then announce very audibly "Excellent, all goes according to plan!" before taking off from the scene.