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10. I'd toss the old first. Then id select ~3 strongest guys to stay. Remaining seats go to children, mothers, women, fathers, men in that order.

9. I'd help her, of course.

8. B.

7. Sorry bro, family first.

6. B obviously

5. I make the dude sleep on the couch and I go out for a cigarette every hour or two just to remind the guy whats up

4. Fight to the death, strongest guy keeps it. It's the only fair way really.

3. Convict that fool, get my daughter, and explain it to the court to get him out. Duh.

2. B obviously. Hope says he won't die, go help the kid.

1. B. I would honk though.

Sophie - I'm not a parent but i presume you have a favorite or one with more promise. If not, youngest ones first.

10. Lottery.
9. In my state assisted suicide is legal. It would be between her and her doctor. Otherwise, I'd help if asked.
8. C: Holy shit there is a God! Woot! Now whatever happens I'm set with a holodeck-like afterlife of happy fun times.
7. Son. Blood is thicker. Besides, if the friend actually wants a kid to die in his place, hell with him.
6. Take the money. If they have enough it that they have to use a truck to move it, I suppose I can live swiping some of it. Act of God.
5. Heh. Of course I'm not going to facilitate horny teenagers humping in my house. Regardless of what they say, that is exactly what they'll be doing. She can wait a few more years and get humped till she can't walk straight under someone else's roof. More power to her.
4. Meh. Survivor's guilt is inevitable. Better to save a life.
3. Convict him, then have it thrown out later on.
2. Leave and help the boy. Uncle is probably fine. And he would prioritize the boy anyways.
1. Avoid the pedestrian. Getting shot is a maybe. Hitting the pedestrian is an absolute. All about odds.

Sophie's Choice: Pick one. Whichever you like better. If you like them equally keep the healthiest of the two.

10. let the young women stay on the boat, kick everyone else off.
9. kill her, then go f**k some hot chicks to celebrate
8. start a child army and go rape and pillage
7. let them both die, go f**k some hookers
6. take the money, spend it on hookers
5. tell her she can have her boyfriend over only if she brings a few of her girlfriends over as well.
4. kill him then take the antibiotics
3. i would tell the kidnappers to f**k off. if they kill my daughter, tough luck. moar money for hookers
2. how is this considered a difficult situation?
1. run over the pedetrians

menace2society lol

Haha no one can top foadi's answer. Epic.

To much typing required to answer all that, so i'll just move along.

oh well

10. Yes

9. I don't have a wife.

8. It wouldn't make a blind but of difference to how I felt about slaving away making carpet all day.

7. Save my son. I'd pay my friend back next time.

6.Take the money and feel good about teaching the careless bugger who lost it a valuable lesson in making sure his wallet was safe in future.

5. No chance.

4. Oh for god's sake. I'd swallow the bloody thing and the argument is over.

3. Is this for real? Set him free.

2. Do they only have one paramedic in the USA? I'd look after my job and let my uncle look after himself.

1. Run the silly old sod down.

+ We have been given the benefit of hindsight.
Choose my daughter and let them off my son.

Here's my question to y'all, because I think the dilemmas I come up with a better.

Your wife and kid died in a car accident. You are given the opportunity to sacrifice your life to save one of theirs, would you do it? Simple enough, most people say yes given that information. But here's the twist. In order to save that person, you have to inject heavy guilt onto the survivor. So, let say you decided to save your wife, the scenario will be changed to the following, "You, your wife and your kid are in the car, and due to something foolish she did the car crash so you and your kid die. Your wife will be saved, but she will have to live with the guilt of killing your and your kid." Likewise, if you chose to sacrifice your life to save your kid, the scenario will be changed to something foolish that he did that caused your deaths and he'll have to live with the guilt of killing his parents.

Given those conditions, would you still go back and change the past?

I would instantly attack whatever being it was that was making me this offer.