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Last week I convinced an Apple Fangirl to buy an Android. This week I convinced her that Android is better.

I'm a people reader. There isn't much I don't pick up in social situations, and I can tell a lie a mile away. I talked to a psychologist I met while going to university about this once, and he said that some people are capable of detecting incredibly nuanced changes in facial expression and body language, quicker than they can be masked. I don't know if that is me, but I've always been the guy whose got a bad feeling about someone that everyone else likes, and been proven right again and again.

That is the closest thing I have to a superpower that could come in handy in the crime or intelligence businesses.

Practical skills? I'm decent at many things but I don't specialize, other than how to grow and care for herbs.

As an architect, I have this innate ability to spend lots of other people's money. I recently talked a Chinese client into doubling the height of his high rise after appealing to his ego. Went from 100m to 200m after I Jedi mind tricked him.

That's a superpower.

misogynist wrangler.
I can vomit on command.
I don't need an alarm clock.
I can make beef jerky.

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I've always had the knack to fix anything that plugs into the wall.. Anything with electricity I've probably fixed..

Also me and the wife make better beef jerky than Eynon.. We make GREAT jerky. Spicy, Teriyaki, barbecue, whatever, it's the best.

I drink lots of gin...

I can catch flies out of the air with pretty much 100% accuracy...

and I fight crime at night but who doesn't answer the call in someway right kids

I'm convinced I make the best beef jerky on this forum.