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Exploited, Benevolent Pizza Overlord here. I've recently come up with some new varieties I wanted to show you guys. I also wanted to see if you have any good suggestions for their names. Anyone who suggests a name I use will receive some free herb blends in the mail (US and Canada only) and likely a hand-written note heckling you. Quite the incentive, huh?



The base is scrambled eggs mixed with peppers, onions and tomatoes. Then I threw on some ham and bacon. Topped with mozzarella and parmesan cheese. Served with your choice of hot sauce or salsa.

Name ideas so far: "The Morning After" or "Rise and Dine!"



I made and cooked a bacon weave, then put it on the dough. Covered with a mix of pizza and BBQ sauce. Topped with pepperoni, sausage, chicken and ham. Mozzarella cheese.

Name ideas so far: "Meatzilla" or "The Ron Swanson"

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The breakfast pizza is amazing. Just unreal good. The bacon weave one is also delicious, but you can't eat alot because it is greasy and heavy as hell.

Pizza 1:
"The Lumberjack Commando"

Pizza 2:
"PETA Approved"

Alt name Pizzas 2:
"The Ark" or "Ted Nugent's Ark"

Ted Nugent's Ark... I like it, but I'd be concerned about copyright, as I was about calling it The Ron Swanson.

A: Breakfast at Luigi's ...or maybe the Re-spawn at Dawn.
B: The Apex Predator

*Videogame references are probably counterproductive.

Ovulation Ovation and Meat Mephistopheles (cut into pentacle).

gotta start all pizza names with "the" ads gravitas.

Make a white pie. Do it.