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Merry Christmas asshole. Remember, Jesus loves you, ant there ain't a damm thing you can do about it.

The War on Christmas will be stopped right here, right now.

Merry Christmas you flower of paradise. Happy Holidays to any of you non-Christians and I hope you don’t rot in hell.

my family seriously love holidays where i get to be pissed off and aggravated by lawn decorations.

they think it is so funny that I have to go f*ck with the decorations that the wind blew over, or the rain shorted out, or the wildlife attacked...

i'm out here trying to reassemble frosty the animatronic light up snow man and my wife is drinking some f**k christmas drink with a "merry christmas dear!"

"go f**k urself, and f**k this frosty snowblowjob light up piece of shit."

she smiles.

"okay honey have fun."

Already shopping Amazon to decide what to cash my annual pile of Amazon gift cards in on. (Nobody knows what to give me and they've all given up.)

Merry Christmas y'all

I'll be at home cooking and preparing for "The Arrival"

i'm going to pretend i didn't hear this PC garbage and respond with the traditional greeting, "Have a Joyous Saturnalia"

I would wish friends happy tidings.... if I had any here. f**k all of you except Galt (the smartest poster on the net). Ex gets a pass because he switched to a water based lubricant per my advise. Who uses petroleum jelly post 1972? f**k noobs.