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Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:00 pm
by JDHURF
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:19 pm
by John Galt
it was proceeds from auction of deer semen, click baiter.
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:03 pm
by JDHURF
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:11 pm
by Spider
It's funny anyways. Just the thought of Texans furiously milking deer to fuel a Republican campaign has amazing symmetry. Could be an actual legitimate use of the phrase, "Only in America."
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:59 am
by John Galt
it's not milking anything. It's electroejaculating. A probe is inserted up the ass and Zap! Zap! and maybe one more Zap! on the prostate and... we're done here. Just f**k go I don't even want to see you, you disgust me. No, leave the machine
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:42 am
by Spider
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:21 pm
by exploited
What is really funny is that the dudes donating the deer sperm could probably buy out Hurf's entire life with a couple of vials of dickjuice.
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Mon Mar 05, 2018 1:50 pm
by spacemonkey
Deer seamen? When did the Navy start letting deer enlist?
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Mon Mar 05, 2018 7:40 pm
by NAB
Re: Donations of deer semen make up majority of politicians'
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Fri Mar 09, 2018 12:49 am
by JDHURF