Philotypes quiz

[The Dharma Bum]

Your Complete Results:
Default order is alphabetical, Tom Radcliffe determined the order.
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Link: Philotypes(TM:-)
Lockean (100%)
Aristotelian (80%)
Augustinian (80%)
Baconian (80%)
Ockamian (80%)
Epicurean (60%)
Humean (60%)
Kantian (60%)
Platonic/Socratic (60%)
Randian (60%)
Stoic/Aurelian (40%)
Thomist (40%)
Newtonian (0%)

[Dobby]

Baconian (100%)
Ockamian (80%)
Epicurean (67%)
Lockean (54%)
Humean (47%)
Platonic/Socratic (47%)
Aristotelian (27%)
Augustinian (27%)
Stoic/Aurelian (27%)
Thomist (27%)
Kantian (7%)
Randian (7%)
Newtonian (0%)

[Aaron]

100 percent bacon... f**k showoff

[Spider]

Also bacony. Which seems to clash with the 0% epicurean. Whatever.

Baconian (100%)
Kantian (82%)
Aristotelian (57%)
Humean (44%)
Lockean (44%)
Platonic/Socratic (44%)
Augustinian (25%)
Ockamian (25%)
Newtonian (19%)
Stoic/Aurelian (19%)
Thomist (19%)
Randian (7%)
Epicurean (0%)

[Homer]

The Comradian (90%)
NABian (75%)
Spiderism (60%)
Eynonic (45%)
The Dharma bumian (20%)
Uebermannian (10%)
lil bitian (5%)
John Galtian (0%)
PoSic (0%)

[Winchester]

Whatever the hell this means.

Baconian (100%)
Epicurean (73%)
Lockean (73%)
Ockamian (56%)
Humean (39%)
Platonic/Socratic (39%)
Randian (39%)
Augustinian (23%)
Newtonian (12%)
Kantian (6%)
Aristotelian (0%)
Stoic/Aurelian (0%)
Thomist (0%)

[The Dharma Bum]

[The Comrade]

Ockamian (100%)
Augustinian (91%)
Aristotelian (78%)
Humean (73%)
Platonic/Socratic (73%)
Baconian (69%)
Kantian (69%)
Lockean (60%)
Epicurean (46%)
Stoic/Aurelian (41%)
Thomist (41%)
Randian (19%)
Newtonian (0%)

[Winchester]

[Spider]

Dunno. But I think it means you're a better adjusted, more rounded human being:

3) Epicurean

You love pleasure and beauty in all their forms, and continually seek to better your appreciation of them. A convinced atomist, you see fine distinctions everywhere, sometimes missing wider integrations. In the true Epicurean spirit, you sometimes swerve, following your sense and fancy to find new and deeper pleasures, living every moment in a state of supersaturated sensory, emotional, spiritual and intellectual experience. You find ugliness, stupidity and discomfort jarring and enormously irritating and go to great lengths to avoid them, which makes people look at you funny. You write fragments of books that later get burned by the Church.

Adjectives: Hedonistic, rational, sensitive, refined

I scored zero on the best thing on the list!