It's Finally Happened: A 45 Page Water Menu

[exploited]

[Spider]

I mean air. Like...bottled air from different places. Italian Alpine Rush (TM) or maybe Gulf Coast Petro-Carbon Blitz(TM) or Rainforest Blossom or something like that.

[The Dude]

[Spider]

f**k me.



The china thing makes sense though. I remember hotel rooms that literally came equipped with these little plastic gas mask things. Probably just survival instinct in that case.

[Professor]

I still find it amusing, with all the "purest water in the world, from an untouched Alpine stream" nonsense that people look for in bottled water, that no one has tried to sell "H20".

Literally, the bottle contains nothing but a bazillion hydrogen atoms and half as many oxygen atoms. No minerals, no nothing.

[eynon81]

[eric]

[Winchester]

Good marketing strategy. Come up with a completely over the top almost incomprehensible menu and viola free word of mouth advertising and suddenly everyone knows about Ray's & Stark Bar.

[Professor]

[PoS]