The break up thread.

[Dobby]

So 2 weeks ago the gf of 16 months broke up with me.

Apart from manning the f***k up, if you guys have ever gone through this, what did you do to get over it?

[The Comrade]

listen to joy division in the dark and drink whiskey

[Winchester]

f**k if I remember.

[Charai]

Just beat her at life

[Darkhorse]

Just beat her.

[exploited]

Get your dick sucked by a slut.

[Professor]

Rebound sex. Seriously. Have a fling.

Then, try like heck at life so that, 10 years from now when she looks you up on LinkedIn (or whatever the equivalent is then), she'll realize that she made a grievous mistake and call you to see "what's up".

Best revenge ever.

[RoyBatty]

Picture a day about 5-10 years down the road, when she runs into you somewhere, randomly. Then think hard about exactly which traits you would need to own (at that future point), which would cause her to walk away mortally wounded and immediately seek out the nearest tall building to commit suicide from. Who is the future 'you' that, after one casual conversation, she would walk away chilled to her bones from unrelenting depression, knowing she just came face to face with the biggest mistake she's ever made?

Become THAT guy, starting right now. In about 6 months she will no doubt be inconsequential to you, but you'll have stepped up your game and developed some pretty f**k cool habits.

Otherwise just eat a shitload of greasy food, drink a lot of Grey Goose, and bang a metric ton of sluts.

Basically, like Charai and Prof are suggesting... beat her at life.

[jimmyz]

Vegas baby! Nothing soothes the hurt like that city. Do it with your bros and pretend you're f**k Nero himself (aside from the f*cking your sister thing). DO NOT DRUNK DIAL HER AT ALL!!!!! In fact do not contact her what so ever. She's waiting for that, believe me. Unless she's in your best friend's bed laughing about you that is. At least you are local to real Abisinth. Drink up!

[Winchester]