On a more serious note...Y'all know f**k all about how to do a good White Trash Drunk and Food Night.
I just walked in the door with a 12 pack of PBR Tall Boys, Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips and two cans of Fritos Chip Dip(Spicy Nacho and Spicy Bean). Don't worry, I'm still watching out for my health. I also got a Whopper w/ Bacon and Cheese with a side of Onion Rings and Zesty Dipping Sauce. Gotta watch out for my girly figure.
Trust me. I'm Wyoming Oilfield Trash. I know these things.