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Postby broken robot » Fri Oct 18, 2013 12:40 am

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Re: Superpowers

Postby Stratego » Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:26 am

Last week I convinced an Apple Fangirl to buy an Android. This week I convinced her that Android is better.
Sigmund Freud defined four parts of a psyche; the id, the ego, the superego and the stratego. The Stratego being the highest form of morality and scientific thinking.

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Re: Superpowers

Postby exploited » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:14 am

I'm a people reader. There isn't much I don't pick up in social situations, and I can tell a lie a mile away. I talked to a psychologist I met while going to university about this once, and he said that some people are capable of detecting incredibly nuanced changes in facial expression and body language, quicker than they can be masked. I don't know if that is me, but I've always been the guy whose got a bad feeling about someone that everyone else likes, and been proven right again and again.

That is the closest thing I have to a superpower that could come in handy in the crime or intelligence businesses.

Practical skills? I'm decent at many things but I don't specialize, other than how to grow and care for herbs.
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Re: Superpowers

Postby NAB » Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:20 am

As an architect, I have this innate ability to spend lots of other people's money. I recently talked a Chinese client into doubling the height of his high rise after appealing to his ego. Went from 100m to 200m after I Jedi mind tricked him.

That's a superpower.

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Re: Superpowers

Postby eynon81 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:27 am

misogynist wrangler.
I can vomit on command.
I don't need an alarm clock.
I can make beef jerky.

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Re: Superpowers

Postby Mr.Bill » Fri Oct 18, 2013 9:44 am

I've always had the knack to fix anything that plugs into the wall.. Anything with electricity I've probably fixed..

Also me and the wife make better beef jerky than Eynon.. We make GREAT jerky. Spicy, Teriyaki, barbecue, whatever, it's the best.

I drink lots of gin...
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Re: Superpowers

Postby Aaron » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:03 am

I can catch flies out of the air with pretty much 100% accuracy...

and I fight crime at night but who doesn't answer the call in someway right kids
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Re: Superpowers

Postby Darkhorse » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:06 am

I'm convinced I make the best beef jerky on this forum.
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Re: Superpowers

Postby Mr.Bill » Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:25 am

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Re: Superpowers

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