by exploited » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:35 am
Update: within moments of arriving at the tavern, some fisticuffs broke out between a long-haired hipster in tie-dyed clothes and a fifty year old man who clearly descended from a line of Vikings. It ended with the Viking sitting on the hipsters chest and feeding him shots to the face.
During the takedown, they knocked over some chairs, which knocked over some tables, which bumped my wives arm and caused her beer to be spilled. The fight promptly ended, as the Viking forgot he was demolishing some jackass who couldn't keep his mouth shut, and he moved to restore the honor of the offended lady by buying her drinks and apologizing profusely to both of us. I call him the Gentleman Barbarian. He was literally still sitting on the guy while ordering drinks for Jess and I.
I love that bar.