Just a lil bragging...

[exploited]

Convinced my parents to do a local food and wine show. Selling our pizza by the slice. Twelve slices per large and two tickets per slice. Works out to $24 per large. Three days - Thursday through Saturday. Last night was slow and they were giving me shit. We had to rent an oven and get a bunch of staff. Things were looking rough. Plus we'd have two hundred large pizzas just sitting there.

In two hours we've sold 35 large pizzas and there is five hours to go. Yeeeesssssss. We'll be sold out by tomorrow.

*bows*

[exploited]

75 gone and 2.5 hours left. Looks like I'll be making pizza throughout the night.

So many hot bitches here. My loins are swollen.

[exploited]

Thank you Em. I'm so tired I could fall asleep against the oven lol.

[The Comrade]

memento homo

[exploited]

This dust is happy as hell right now

[The Comrade]

that's not what it means you f**k plebeian. why do i even waste the good jokes on you?

get out of my face.

[exploited]

I don't get it at all. Like... Not even an inkling.

[The Comrade]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auriga_(slave)

you wound me

[exploited]

Ah. Well to hell with that. I'm gonna go home and drink myself to death in celebration.

[uebermann]

congrats man! sounds like some good publicity