Anyone who watches the Winter Olympics is a demented loon

[Bauce]

Much like the old man who hangs out at middle school girls volley ball practice, watchers of the upcoming Winter Olympics are craven degenerates, who should be preemptively added to the sex offender registry. I'm just posting this warning here in case any of you overhear a neighbor or coworker stating their intent to watch the Winter Olympics. Keep your kids or other young family members away from such people.

[Bauce]

The Olympics are being held in backwards Russia, a place where freedom is a dirty word. Could their cover be any more transparent? Am I to believe anyone actually cares about curling? The act of sliding a large stone slowly across a sheet of ice while men and woman swat at it with a broom is brazenly fraudulent. They should at least be honest about their intentions - to subvert democracy across the globe. Rather than search for terrorist threats aboard, we need only consult the olympic rosters and those who purchased tickets to the event. The entire event more closely resembles a terrorist convention than an athletic competition

[eynon81]

winter olympics are best olympics.

less riff-raff.
(mostly) real sports.

[jimmyz]

[Homer]

looking forward to the downhill skiing and skeleton bob.

[Homer]

[eynon81]

Freestyle Skiing
Hockey
and women's curling:


so cute.

[jimmyz]

[Bauce]

I'm contacting the authorities. You 3 enjoy the no-fly list.

[jimmyz]

Ms. Vonn... downhill skier and Tiger's go-to.