by Professor » Wed Mar 26, 2014 1:13 pm
Stupid ranking system for some of the things. "Survival skills based on facebook"? WTF! Real "woodsmen" don't know what the f**k FB is. Ever watch Swamp People? These people shoot alligators. In the head. For a living. They aren't going to have any problem shooting zombies. There's a reason that Louisiana is called the "sportsmen's paradise".
Though, the obesity thing is gonna kill us. Well, some of us. Mostly the fat f**k. Good riddance.
Where would I like to be? Except for one thing (hurricanes), New Orleans isn't a bad place. Relocate outside the city temporarily, then make forays into the city to kill zombies. Once they're all dead, move back into the city. Plenty enough open land in the eastern side of the city for farming and game. Cut the bridges going north, east and over the river. Leave yourself a single egress to the east, heavily fortified. No way for anyone to get into the city, except by air or boat (zombies can't drive, can they).
Voila - you have a self-sustaining city, not susceptible to harsh winters (face it, without electricity, winter is gonna suck for people of our generation up north), and plenty property and buildings to utilize.