How do you wipe?
Re: How do you wipe?
by John Galt » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:18 am
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Re: How do you wipe?
by Homer » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:33 am
your pork sword is protected behind layers of clothes for most of the day, whilst your hands are touching everything around you. If you want to be sanitary, you should wash your hands before having a piss, otherwise you're just contaminating your pink oboe.
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Re: How do you wipe?
by Professor » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:52 am
Also, it's obvious that washing one's hands in a bathroom will result in cleaner hands than when you went in. But, washing your hands after typing an e-mail will result in cleaner hands, too. The question that should be asked when talking about washing is "did the act of pissing contribute dirtiness to your hands". If no, then there is no health benefit to washing them, other than "you should wash your hands as many times as you can during the day."
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Re: How do you wipe?
by The Dharma Bum » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:52 am
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Re: How do you wipe?
by John Galt » Fri Mar 28, 2014 12:01 pm
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