Satirical website Stuff White People Like puts its succinctly: "If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without electricity, running water or a car, you would likely describe that situation as a 'nightmare' . . . White people refer to it as 'camping'."
Pretty much. You guys are just weird spoiled white people. Like I said, anywhere else people would think you are insane for slumming it in the woods for fun. Then again, you guys also think walking his "exercise."