A Case for the Invasion of Canada

[eynon81]

[The Comrade]

if colorado joins upstate new york gets to. we can be torontos suburb. but separated by 40 miles of stormy lake so we don't actually have to be near disgusting toronto.

[exploited]

[Homer]

So would Montreal become the New Orleans of the north?

[Philly]

[exploited]

Montreal is a world class city. It is the only redeeming quality of Quebec.

[Professor]

Canada is full of great stuff that American's don't need and tend to forget about, until we go up there. Canada = America's attic . . . with great scenery.

Seriously - have you ever seen Banff Springs or Lake Louise in the winter? Simply gorgeous.

[The Comrade]

poutine

[Professor]

Oh, wait. We can't invade, annex or otherwise combine with Canada. If we do that, where will all those celebrities flee when the next Republican is elected into office?

[exploited]

Mexico.