NFL 2014-2015

[Professor]

I dunno. Seattle shows some real signs of talent. Sure, the Packers helped by swallowing what Seattle gave them hook-line-and-sinker, but Seattle had some nice plays, on both sides of the ball.

But, you know what I just can't stand about them? All the damn names. "The Legion of Boom", "Beast Mode", "The 12th Man". Jesus f**k Christ. It's annoying! I'm about to invent a new game when I watch a Seattle game. Kind of like a drinking game, with one difference.

Every time the commentator says "12th Man", I administer 3-seconds of electric shock to a Seahawks fan. "Beast Mode", cut a finger off. "Legion of Boom", it's a 5-second burn with a blowtorch.

[Darkhorse]

[The Dharma Bum]

5 seconds with a blowtorch is pretty brutal lol

[Professor]

And, the sad part is, I actually like most things about them. I wanted to root for them last night. I really liked Russell Wilson when I learned about him last year. I hate Pete Carroll, but I don't have to watch him that much. And, the team is just electrifying. Truly a pleasure to watch.

Perhaps it's the commentators that I hate. Sure, the team may have given themselves those names - but it's the commentators that run with it. Perhaps instead of "Seahawks fan", I should replace with "ABC/CBS/NBC/FOX/ESPN commentator".

[Aaron]

It all starts with the coach. Pete Carroll is a cosmic dick. The players are victims of his dickery.

[Dylan]

I admit if I weren't a fan I would hate the Seahawks. I hated Carroll until he brought a championship to my lovely home town.

[Professor]

[Mr.Bill]

Time goes on, but sometimes things stay the same.. Green Bay's defense is still a liability.

[Darkhorse]

[Darkhorse]

Today I'm rooting against the Bears, Vikings, Eagles, Saints, 49ers, Buccaneers and Dolphins. Because f**k you guys.