by Professor » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:52 am
Also, how many criminals "ride into town, looking to cause trouble"? What is this, New Mexico, circa 1840?
"Listen here, cowpokes. My name is Burt, and I'm the sheriff of this here town. We gots more guns than you can shake a stick at. Don't you be a-comin' in here and think you is gonna cause us any trouble, else you may be finding yourself danglin' at the end of a short rope above a long fall, if one of these fine townsfolk don't shoot you down first. You hear me, sonny? Now, you go head over to the bar and tell the bartender, Sam, that you're new in town and you need a bed. I be thinkin' he might have a spare bed in yonder stables you could be a-stayin' in."
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