You guys are embarrassingly ignorant on the sport
The sad thing is you guys claim soccer doesn't require many skills, yet you could take any professional player of all major sports in the United States and they will suck at soccer. Guaranteed.
Its by and large the most dynamic sport on the planet and will do more for you as an athlete than any other sport out there. Its actually sad you guys still believe the things you say.
There's still hope for you I guess.