by Saz » Wed Jun 10, 2015 9:33 am
But seriously, you don't have a wife or girlfriend, don't be f**k beta here. The huge benefit to not having a SO is you can literally f**k off to Japan for a few years with few repercussions. Going to philly would be a tacit admission that you have utterly failed to meet a quality woman who can stand your presence and instead of taking the hint and living for yourself, you are doubling down and moving to an even shittier city, with even shittier girls, so you can continue living each day with the fantasy of a nice suburban house in chestnut hill. Not to crush your dreams bro but that's not gonna happen, at least not soon. You are going to be chasing an ever shadier and declining set of women. The cute girl from NYU with a coke habit in NYC? In Philly she's actually a meth addict, but she's only talking to you because her BF needs some money for heroin.
DON'T DO IT DYLAN! This is one of those moments in your life when you have to reach down, stroke your balls, and figure out of they are hairy or smooth as eggs. If you have baby balls as Jimmyz has suspected for so long, then start picking out that house in chestnut hill. But if you are a man, then grab the first JAV magazine at the nearest bodega and call that guy back and take the tokyo job. God speed.
DON'T BE A TOUGH GUY. DON'T BE A FOOL! I WILL CALL YOU LATER.