I made madlibs so you guys could make Indy posts at home for fun and glory.
(Opening Smug...lol, lmfao, lulwut, etc) I guess you don't care that (adjective) Republicans would (hyperbolic verb) (noun) to appease (wall street or white people)???? No, the problem with this country isn't (verb) (noun) for (corporations or the 1%), of course not!!! The problem is (intentionally misspelled accusation) for the (insert racism). (Insincere thanks) (*Willie wanka*)
Or:
Oh yeah? (shrill hyperbole). YAY!! Oh and then I'm sure that while the (plutocrats or Republicans) are (verb) the economy and (verb) the middle class, (insert insulting comment about middle America, Jesus, or white people)!!! Is that what you're telling us right now? (Hyperbole) fox news. Run along now, you're done. (*Willie wanka*)
Or:
(smug)!!! Clearly the problems with (noun) are (insert racism)!! Them and the libruls amirite? (Insert question)? (insert answer to your own question)!!! (insert needless antagonism)!!! Let me guess, those (insert racism) wouldn't be a problem if everyone had guns right? The (adjective) plutocrats are (verb) this country and mouth breathing (noun)s like you just want to (hyperbole). f**k!!