*GENTLEMEN ONLY*
Evening friends,
Tonight's discussion centers around the humble briefcase. Once a mainstay of any learned working man's life, the briefcase has been cast aside in favor of messenger bags, backpacks, manpurses, organic totes, and a litany of other abominations. It's time to get back to basics.
I was considering getting an attache case, and then i remembered exactly why they went out of style in the first place. Who wants to carry that shit the whole time? It's key that it can be carried in hand, but to do it the entire time is unnecessary and restricts you to one free hand.
Then you have the urban hipster bags. Your saddlebags and the like. These look ridiculous to me, you are an accounts manager not a rancher. Something something about they should last forever, but my life is interesting enough that I think I will forget about my bag once in the next decade.
How do you gentlemen carry shit while wearing a suit?
God bless America and Tim Tebow