2016

[Medius]

Strangely, on the Chinese calendar, 2016 is known as the "Year of the Donald". Scientists have also confirmed that the world did actually end in 2012 as the Mayans predicted. We are actually just a simulation by a precursor civilization that has risen and lacking a clear practical understanding of our civilization is left to fill in the gaps with the misunderstanding that Douglas Adams was history's greatest realist writer.

This year, Hillary will go on a poorly conceived rant against conservatives, in which she indicates a desire to use governmental force to eradicate them.
Donald Trump will continue his antics all the way to election as the next president.
Ben Carson will stab someone in his campaign.
ISIS will organize and dive into another country, becoming a hydra that ensures conflict forever and ever and ever.
Putin will try to absorb another territory after becoming fed up with spinning his wheels in Syria.
China will militarize its fake islands just to see what happens.

I won't throw spoilers about 2017, but hint, USA INC.

[Spider]

[Saz]

2016 is the year of fitness. Copped a bunch of smart technology shit like bathroom and kitchen scales, jawbone/Fitbit, smart ecig. Basically documenting everything I consume, my daily activity, and my sleep. january is to settle into the right habits and do some bodyweight work, then in February I'm getting a sweet gym membership.

[micfranklin]

This is the year that I go out and visit more cities that I haven't already been to, previously. Namely Las Vegas.