French toast v. pancakes

[Spider]

[Dylan]

[Spider]

So I'm dainty. So what?

[Dylan]

you're from the pnw though so i expected better is all i am saying

[Spider]

In all honestly I'm far too coastal and elitist to buy beer in cans anyways. But I totally use my seat belt as an bottle cap opener just like everyone else.

[Dylan]

ha i didnt know about that one actually. safesty first

[Saz]

It's all about the waffle. French toast is for the peasants, it was a way to dress up your stale bread. Pancakes are rudimentary at best, three of the most basic ingredients dumped ham-fistedly over an open flame. Now waffles, that's the true man's breakfast. Carefully engineered using precision tools to create a meal that is fluffy, excellent at holding your condiment of choice, and has a minimal footprint. You can drop it and less of it actually touches the ground when compared to a pancake or piece of toast. This extends the ten second rule to a one minute rule, an invaluable amount of leeway on a Monday morning. It truly is a marvel of engineering and human ingenuity.

[Philly]

[Dylan]

[Saz]

Just use a cup savage