5% dividend is huge in today's markets. Most stocks operate on raw growth and reinvestment. BP's probably different because it's a state owned enterprise which funds a public pension.
Anyway, you should explain the math to unsavvy financiers here. People here don't necessarily know how the premiums are calculated on options. They're not likely familiar with stock trading at all in the first place.
You should also provide those nifty graphs too I remember learning about in my Money and Capital Markets courses.