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[The Comrade]

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[Boris Johnson]

[OGPhilly]

[Boris Johnson]

[Boris Johnson]

[OGPhilly]

I just wanted to be President for the better salary and pension. I had no desire to rule.

[Boris Johnson]

Hey saz, like what we did with the place?

[exploited]

Comrade Philly, we demand you remove the title of President from your signature.

As members of the Bwheh Clique, duly admitted by you ("Welcome new Bro Clique officers. As Acting Chancellor, I congratulate you all." -Comrade Philly), we hereby strip you of all Ominous Sounding Authority. Your new ranking may be decided upon by you, so long as it is suitably submissive to the whims of Our Revolutionary Justice. We suggest "Handmaid of the Revolution." The Office of President and Chancellor are, henceforth, absorbed by the Office of the Lord Protector, under the control of Boris, otherwise known as Bane of Wimpy Bwhehs, Anti-Rocketman, etc.

[Boris Johnson]