NEW YORK CITY - The leader of |~**~| The Bro Clique |~**~| has been imprisoned in Robin Island for the last 2 days, for speaking out against an oppressive regime of ignorance and bromophobia. Sazari was finally released after a massive public protest against his imprisonment, with members of |~**~| The Bro Clique |~**~| displaying homages to their imprisoned leader in their signatures. Upon his release, Sazari gave thanks to Philly, a solid bro who was the second best chancellor in |~**~| The Bro Clique |~**~| history, and vowed to turn |~**~| The Bro Clique |~**~| into a political force to defend the right of bros who have been persecuted under an apartheid like regime.