by Philly » Wed Oct 05, 2016 4:56 pm
What the few minutes that I watched of this pointless VP debate made me think about is how f**k old both of these tickets are. Trump is 70 and Clinton, should she win, will turn 70 during her first year in office. Kaine is 58 and Pence is the "baby" of this election at 57. Both of the major party Presidential nominees AND their running mates are AARP eligible (55 or older).
I was bored on a slow work day and decided to take a quick glance at Wikipedia to see when this last occurred. Good thing it was a slow day, because I ended up wasting a lot more time than I expected.
The answer is 1792. In 1792 the major candidates for President - this was before the 12th Amendment so Vice Presidential candidates didn't exist - were George Washington, John Adams, and George Clinton. All of them were over 55. The closest to being under was John Adams who was 57, and who, on this date in 1792, was several months younger than Mike Pence is today. Also, in case you didn't catch it - I had to f**k go back to before Vice Presidential candidates even f**k existed to find an election where there were no candidates for President or Vice President under 55.
Meanwhile, boomer commentators in the media wring their hands and struggle to fathom how it is that millennials have such little enthusiasm about this race.
This post is irrelevant to anything that happened in the debate last night, but I wasted my time researching it for no particular reason, so I hope you've enjoyed wasting your time reading it.
And oh yeah - bask in this moment shitboomers. This is your death rattle.
go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The f**k Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse
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