We're so f*cked

[ToddStarnes]

You're happy to be a punching bag because it's your life's work. I'm glad to help you fulfill what you were put on this planet for.

The funniest thing is your delusions of grandeur, talking about getting rich and helping others and shit. Bro you've never finished anything you started. You are useless and lack drive and grit. You're not dumb though; and if you look at your life with an honest lens, you'd realize what I'm saying is 100% true. You're weak and lacking in fortitude and determination and discipline and that shows in everything you do. It's pitiful.

[exploited]

Ugh, so boring. Can you at least insult me creatively from time to time? TYIA

[Saz]

[Saz]

[spacemonkey]

[exploited]

Jesus Christ, this is the kind of low-effort posting that I'm talking about. We are all here to have fun, and you guys have developed a half-way decent caricature, but you refuse to evolve your act. Some performers can get away with this, and do the same set for forty years. But most performers need to continually evolve their set, so that it stays thematically relevant as tastes and styles change. At this point, the culture of PCF has changed enough that simply writing mean things is part of everyday discourse - it no longer has the impact it once did, which is why Dylan suggesting that a mentally deficient pizza boy should kill himself seems kind of passe.

I suggest trying to develop a proper meme. Here is a prototype for your consideration:

[jimmyz]

[The Comrade]

now imagine both of them with pizza sized exit wounds and it's six to midnight.

[jimmyz]

[The Comrade]

i'd take you as president at this point