A Prayer for Dylan

[exploited]

I'm not religious, but I do think there is something to the idea of people going out of their way to think about a person, and the problems or difficulties they are facing.

It is a conscientious act that is meant to cultivate empathy - by thinking on these things, you start to grasp what that person is going through, and further, you start to orientate yourself towards being an ally in their struggles.

With that in mind, I'd like all of us to focus sincerely on Dylan, for just a minute or two. Close your eyes, breath deeply, and relax. Try to envision what this guy is going through. Think about that times he experienced a major loss. Try to picture how that would make you bitter, jaded and insensitive to the feelings of others. Compound it with a deep and abiding nihilism, a soul-crushing lack of purpose that manifests itself with incredible try-hard behaviour. Think about what it is like to be financially successful beyond measure, and yet feel nothing, each and every day.

I think I speak for everyone when I say God Bless You, Dylan. My sincere hope is that you work through whatever tragedy has befallen you, and that you come out the other side alright. I know it makes you feel better to be insulting towards me, and I just want to say that I understand. Please be as insulting as you like. My primary concern is getting YOU back to a good place.

Amen.

[The Comrade]

lol dude has one ball

[micfranklin]

Okay then.

[jimmyz]

Dylan gave his left nut for this forum. We should honor him. We have to suffer douche Dylan T. S. at times just as we have to suffer Drunk Jimmy in between suspensions. Pcf is a sort of Algonquin Round Table forum at this point. Seated are the intellectuals. Untermensch like me and Comrade are at the window looking in.

[exploited]

I have been informed that Dylan has never been better. His health, finances, family, etc. are in great shape, and he is keeping himself busy with flying drones, playing pick-up hockey at his parents, etc.

Let's hear it for Dylan!

EDIT: Saz has informed me that, in addition to missing a testicle, Dylan has serious issues with his knees. Sending healing vibes your way bro.

[lnrw]

[exploited]

Dylan recently referred to Jimmyz son in law using various racial slurs, shortly after bringing up this thread for a second or third time, in a manner that suggests he was previously unaware of it.

I am concerned again. Please resume your prayers.

[exploited]

Dylan has indicated his desire to purchase a hand gun, despite years of advocating strict gun control and the dangers of possessing a handgun in the home. I believe he is seeking a way to end his life. Please do not provide him with any advice on the matter, but instead, provide him with public mental health resources. I have already sent him a list of various anti-suicide organizations in Philadelphia.

Please continue your prayers. He is a veritable treasure trove of information about high-end designer shoes and the best cafes in Tuscon. It would be a shame to lose him. God Bless.

[The Comrade]

Tuscon lol f**k idiot

[exploited]