Hurf, you've always been a dummy, and that can't be helped. But there really is no reason to be derivative of Saz, who is himself derived from the characters Golem, Dean Gordon Pritchard and Patrick Bateman. If you are going to insult me, at the very least create quality original content.
As for the rest of your post, you aren't PCFs martyr, action hero, etc. That is especially true since the only people, up until now, that have done any insulting on this thread are... you and Saz. Your anti-trolling campaign thus appears shallow, hypocritical and empty - in many ways the PCF equivalent of Melania Trump's anti-bullying campaign.
Being unable to write a single paragraph without adding forty superfluous words is something we can learn to tolerate, maybe. Having poor and unoriginal insults is not. Saz does a good job because he draws from his own experiences. I don't mean as a tweaker, unless constant Adderall use qualifies somebody as a tweaker. What I mean is that he uses his own fears and sensibilities, then projects them.
For instance, in this thread, the suggestion was that I'm unimportant, that I will die alone, that I wouldn't be able to undergo what McCain did, etc. Nevermind that these exact things can be said of literally everyone here, including Saz. What is important is that he has identified his own fears, and used them as an attack vector. Saz desperately wants to be important and remembered, and he chases power and wealth like a dog chases a stick, impulsively and without reflection. Its why he is so triggered about our comments re: John McCain. We're supposed to respect power and authority for its own sake! How dare we criticize a dead man! You can practically hear his golem-like wails from here. My precious, my preciousssssssss---
This is weak and sad, in a way that no amount of personal wealth or recognition can rectify, but he harnesses his self-loathing in creative ways. As the adage goes, good writers write about what they are familiar with.
I suggest a similar tact. What do you dislike about yourself? What do you fear about your future? When the nihilism that sits at the core of all modern men is most prominent, what are you thinking about? Harness these thoughts and use them against me. You'll be surprised at how much improvement you'll see, young Padawan.