"They don't mean collusion in the sense you are using it."
"LMFAO THAT ISN'T WHAT COLLUSION MEANS YOU IDIOT"
"Yeah, I know. It has been used incorrectly for two years, and continues to be used incorrectly."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN? EVERYONE IS REFERRING TO A SECRET AGREEMENT LMAO"
"Well, no, not really. For instance, when Trump got on national television and asked Russia to hack Clinton's e-mail, and the next day they did, people called that collusion. It was neither secret or illegal or an agreement, but they still used collusion."
"BUT THAT ISN'T WHAT COLLUSION MEANS MORON ROFLMFAO"