Amateur Food Porn

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One of the greatest joys in my life is cooking for other people. And I've love to cook for all of you, but that clearly isn't possible. So I'll settle for providing some inspiration, and I'd love to see what you guys have come up with.

I present to you, the best pizza in the world, which I made today. This is the Bill Murray/James Earl Jones/Christopher Walken/Will Ferrell of pizzas.



Organic herb-infused crust; prosciutto-wrapped asparagus; sun-dried tomatoes; organic, local garlic; sliced pork tenderloin. HELL YES!

Whatcha got for me?

[The Comrade]

i don't have pictures unfortunately but i make some f**k killer tacos


quinoa, onions, green peppers, jalepenos, red chilis, black beans, tomatoes, smoked paprika, "salsa seasoning", lime juice all sauteed together. put that shit on a tortilla and top it with some shredded pepperjack

[Winchester]

[The Dharma Bum]

wha.. no pepperjack?

Why not?

[Winchester]

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I have christened this pizza the "Love Me Tenderloin"

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That looks f**k good. Howto?

[Professor]

Grilled oysters



Sack of raw oysters
Hot BBQ pit (hardwood charcoal, please; though gas is OK, since they're not on long)
Clarified butter
Chopped parsley
Mincecd garlic

BTW, I'm going to have to try the tacos and the pizza.

[OGPhilly]

Prof this is amateur food porn. Don't post a pic from serious eats.

As for everything else, looks awesome. Wish I had some culinary skills.

[Spider]

Thing I make most often is bread.





Got unconventional with an innocent turkey a while back. Looks weird but it turned out pretty great. After I build up the motivation to re-size the pics for this site's limits, I'll post.